I don't like onion rings, they make me gassy

So I drove to work yesterday. It wasn't raining like earlier in the week, I was just lazy and didn't ride my bike. I saw the gas stations were around $2.85 a gallon. Sadly, I was used to that and thought, eh that ain't too bad. Then on the drive home from work, the very same station was now at $3.29. I loudly proclaimed holy s to all those in the presence of my car, so just me, some bugs I'm sure and maybe some ghostriders. It's days like these when I wish I owned a gas station, although could I live with myself for jacking up prices for no reason. That's the beauty of the free market I guess. I think I'm gonna make a car that runs on precious metals. You can probably buy them cheaper than oil these days so.... If you want to help out you can either send me some money or jewlery, either or.